Street Urchin Charlie

I saw Street Urchin Charlie just the other day.

He was  handing out pamphlets. 

Within the pamphlet he noted 5 reasons why you’re offended.

The five reasons he wrote in that pamphlet are as follows:

1. You are emotionally insecure.
2. You don’t understand satire.
3. You irrationally believe we must agree on everything.
4. You don’t read or listen for comprehension 
5. You are incapable of accepting multiple things can be true at the same 

Now, I don’t know if these things are true.  I just don’t.  There is no way for me to know.

I only know that these were the things in that pamphlet that Street Urchin Charlie handed to me.

At the back of the pamphlet, he had written:

Question Authority. Question yourself.

After Street Urchin Charlie handed me that pamphlet, he drank his coffee.

And as he walked away,

It started to rain.