Canned Parasite

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A collection of two dimensional people-esque portraits in white over black.

We the people

Some people insist on attempting short cuts and they shove their way to the front faking themselves as leaders when they are only bushwhacking unknowingly off the path and into the wilderness of chaos Because their wild antics and fussy fits take our eyes off our destination We ain’t

Old Man Parable 1

Old Man Parable 1

He often sat on that bench in the park. The park where people often go To walk and sit and enjoy The Trees and the wonderful birds. The park where it is Peaceful and calm. That old man. The one in the black coat. That old fashioned long coat from

A human-esque portrait of a man with lots of bright yellow hair like features and terra cotta skin tone

You Know Tom

You know Tom. Tom… who is attracted primarily to men who possess excessive amounts of back hair. Men entirely unshorn, untrimmed who appear mostly feral and carry themselves with a vague air of wild unpredictability. Men who appear to have wild abandon. Tom… who despite his strong clearly expressed hirsute

Abstraction using symmetry in red, black, with blue and yellow highlights

Vacation Time

VS: So, where are you guys going? TS: What’s that? VS: For your vacation…where are you guys going for vacation? TS: Oh. Caramool. VS: Caramool? TS: What you don’t like Caramool? VS: No. Well, yeah… no… it’s just so… sterile. TS: Yeah, I guess I could

Abstraction of a creature in a field with the sky in the back ground

Gklitch II

So, there I was looking at that dog of mine in the yard. And it was as though he were stuck. As though he had become an object rather than a sentient being. After a moment I hollered at him “Doggo. What the fuck?!” He looked up at me. But

Milo II

“…so I toss Milo in the cell” “No kidding, he was, what, 12 at the time?” “A tad over 13.” “Granted that was a dang small jail with rarely a hard core criminal within it, but didn’t you figure that it was going to traumatize him?” “Well, one could

Abstract drawing in black with subtle light highlights that imply darkness lit by headlights

Once Upon a Time

F.M. Static buzzing the radio The reflective yellow dotted lines zipping down the highway Like your truck is a monster eating pac man As you drive 5 north of the speed limit Without seeing another set of headlights fore or aft And it is dark dark dark It is